R.A.Q.

Rarely Asked Questions

Q: How long does the show last, if I’m travelling near the speed of light?

A: It will approach eternity, which is a great deal because you’ll still be paying the same price as everyone else for your ticket*. For stationary audience, it’s approximately¬†90 minutes.

Q: Do I need a referral from my primary care physician?

A: No, though if you haven’t been in a while it’s probably a good idea to get a checkup. Dying during the performance isn’t just socially awkward, it’s also inconsiderate.

Q: Where can I see a picture of Adam Strauss with his shirt unbuttoned?

A: We don’t know what you’re talking about. (pssst….)

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* Note however, that once you return to the same acceleration/location as everyone else, whatever currency you have will likely be worthless after billions of years of inflation.

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